- Why do I always pick the wrong check-out line? You know, the one that takes 3 times as long as all the other ones.
- Why am I even out in this mall nightmare when all of my Christmas shopping is done?
- Why did I forget that Julie's birthday comes hot on Santa's heels? Oh, well, that answers why #2.
- Why is eating alone in a restaurant so depressing?
And then my sister called to tell me that there is now actual medical proof that dark chocolate makes a great cough suppressant. Suddenly, I felt better . . . but I do feel a cough coming on.